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I am really not to sure how to sort out the problems GB and Ed gave us but I wouldn't do it that way !!  I mean it is only a £trillion or so!   That's why I will stay in opposition 'cos I do not have to tell you what I would have had to do 'cos I don't know how to do it, anyway!

You Choose. Here are some of the key facts

 From the last election................

 

 From the last election................

Lord Harris: PMs wishes should not be observed by Scotland Yard - I really mean (and I am that mean) Scotland Yard should not assist in Madening McCann enquiry !!!!!!!!! - What a  .........

Alastair Campbell misled the Iraq Inquiry - Senior Intelligence Officer - did you really expect otherwise !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ed Balls'd Up The Economy:  No growth in last 6 months - Government has put GB in Slow Lane - Does he maean GB = Gordon Brown = More fcuk.com Labour?

   

Darling: This budget strikes at the poorest people and will strangle employment and create a double recession!
Q: But Darling, you would have done the same?
Darling:  I would not have given so much away to business!
Q: But is that not what will prevent a double recession? The city and businesses disagree with you!
Darling:  Believe me, there will be problems!

But you caused them!





Things are now a little clearer
A Lib-Lab pact is getting nearer
I'll stand down
It's no more brown
They can make the cuts severer
(not me!)


Its A Black Day for (Labour) Politics


Deary me - what a stew.
I really don't know what to so.
So many of you voted
blue.
I'll have to talk to all my crew.


I'm not so sure of my position.
I think I'll form a coalition.
I know you think it's imposition.
But I don't want Tory inquisition.


My situation is unclear.
I don't know which way I should steer.
It's Meddlesome bringing up the rear.

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!

 

 

GB said:

Vote Labour to keep the Regional Development Authorities so we can waste more money on quangos who do nothing to help the small businesses.

Vote Labour to protect your child benefit if you earn more than £50,000 a year.

Volt Labour 'cos the Tories will cut NHS, schools and police - I don't beleive the truth that the Tories never said they would.

Vote Labour 'cos I always say the truth - even in Rochdale  - you bigots.

 

 

Q: Is it true that the last Labour Governments have left the country in debt:

-  Harold Wilson had to devalue the pound (but the pound in my pocket was unchanged?)
-  James Callaghan left the country with large debts
    (John Major left the country with a large surplus)
-  Gordon Brown has left the country with an enormous £1 Trillion debt

Are you fit to govern a country with the name Great Britain?

PM: .................. Not my fault - its down to the banks !!

Q: Were you not responsible for over ten years for the Treasury and for monitoring and controlling the banks?

PM: ..................

 

 

Manifesto: Gospel according to St. (that is street) Meddlesome!

PM: We will put up NI contribution for companies so the workers will not feel the pinch until they become unemployed.

Then we will stop benefit until you prove you are really looking for a job!

The Tories were the last people to put up VAT, we never have (?What happened in January then when VAT went up from 15% to 17.5%) but we won't promise not to do it.

We promise not to put up income tax, just as we promised before and then we put up income tax.

Remember, we were not responsible for the recession, I just failed to control the banks or did I deliberately keep the rules relaxed.

 

 

PM: We were in power when the crunch came - we were not responsible - and we will be responsible for getting the UK out of debt.

Son: (or is it
Sun) : No you B**** well won't !!!

 

 

Subject: £100 Note, Modern Government!!!

It is the month of September, in Brighton. It is raining, and the town looks totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.

Suddenly, a rich politician comes to town. He enters a hotel, lays a £100 note on the reception counter, and goes to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one.

The hotel proprietor takes the £100 note and runs to pay his debt to the butcher.

The butcher takes the £100 note, and runs to pay his debt to the pig farmer.

The pig farmer takes the £100 note, and runs to pay his debt to the supplier of his feed and fuel.

The supplier of feed and fuel takes the £100 note and runs to pay his debt to the town's prostitute that in these hard times, gave her "services" on credit.

The hooker runs to the hotel, and pays off her debt with the £100 note to the hotel proprietor to pay for the rooms that she rented when she brought her clients there.

The hotel proprietor then lays the £100 note back on the counter.

At that moment, the rich politician comes down after inspecting the rooms, and takes his £100 note, after saying that he did not like any of the rooms, and leaves town.

No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now without debt, and looks to the future with a lot of optimism.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the UK. Government has been doing business all along!!!!

 

 

GB: Cameron is Mr 10% Cuts but I don't know how much I will have to cut ....
.......... and even if I did know I would not tell you, would I?

 

 

GB: I survived !!

 

 

GB:   2 go or not 2 go ........
Q:     Well you sure are suffering slings and arrows
GB:  at least Meddlesome says stay (except for his email) !!
         And Sir Alan has not said "You're Fired"

 

 

Q:  Gordon - is it true that you are a member of the KKK?
GB:  The KKK was in USA?
Q:  No - it is the Kit Kat Klub of MPs who maximise their expenses!

 

 

The Ghurkas in The Sun

 

 

Q:  Do you agree that the people who caused the Banking Crisis should resugn and lose their pensions?
GB: We are doing all we can to ensure that this happens!
Q: Because you presided for 10 years over the Treasury, the economy and the rules governing banking in UK you will also resign?
GB:  ...................................

 

 

The Seedy CD Saga

 

 

Dear British Citizen ( click to see my introductory spin letter to you all )

 

 


I am coming - I take over on 27th. June - at last - look out for trouble!!

 



B-liar = I am definitely going to tour the world making lots and lots of £££££££££££
Comment: That is probably the only true word you have said!

 

 

Q:  What about the veil, would you wear one?
A:   No, because you would not be able to tell from my facial expression that I was actually telling the ....... Anyway, men do not wear veils and the only lady PM would have worn an iron one if at all!

Q:    What about the school pupils concerned and the disruption to their schooling?
A:    It is a defined fact that half the teachers are below average teaching ability, veil or no veil!

Q:    So that means that, statistically, the lady in question may be replaced by a worse teacher, especially because the pay is so poor?
A:     Teacher's pay is a matter for the school, we only set the miniscule funding available.

 

 

The last time a Head of State criticised a religion it
led to the Crystalnacht riots and then to the Holocaust.
Are you another little Hitler?

 

 

Q: What do you think of the Chief of Staff's comments on Iraq?
A:  The General and the army have my full support and we are all in agreement....?????

Q:  Will you provide our forces in Afganistan and Iraq with all the requested resources?
A:  We always have provided ........ ????

Q: Mr. B liar. - do you support Gordon Brown for the next PM?
A: ........................................................ ?????

 


So Mr. BLiar - you think 9-11, 7-7, the 21-7 bombing attempt and the recent Airline threats are nothing to do with your Middle East policy?

If you believe that you are a fool - but you are supposed to be an intelligent man - so you are a BLiar.

But if you believe the British people believe you you must be a fool.


So you really are a Foolish BLiar.

And you are sending Lord Whatsit to do your bidding because your Foreign Secretary does not agree with your views!

 

 

 

 

BLiar: I told you to expect attempts to hijack and bomb 'planes. It's not because of my total mis-management of our foreign affairs.

That's why I have ordered our police to crawl on the ground looking for worms, sorry - clues to my foreign policy.

We will, of course, offer no aid to the Lebabese people for the total destruction of their towns and villages and the murder of innocents by my "god" GW's stooges in Israel.

 

 


What a load of cocks -up - Mr. B. Liar!


1. USA and Israel have lost their so called war against Hezbollah - why - UK support for Israel, failing to require an IMMEDIATE ceasfire, allowing USA to supply shells and bombs to Israel through UK airports - to enable them to kill and maim even more innocent civilians, men, women and children. Is this shown on USA TV as it is in UK?

2. Israel holding thousands of innocent Arab prisoners, said to be prisoners of war, convicted by improper trial or not event tried at all, starts an invasion of Lebanon to "rescue" two Israeli prisoners of war.

3. Bush stated that Hezbollah started the rocket attacks, no - it was the Israel army who started the current war of bombing and shelling.

And you made so very many of the same cocks-up in Iraq, and now the Taliban are regaining strength in Afganistan - because you do not have the wit properly to understand the consequences.

It is too late for you to quit No 10 - the people will without doubt suffer for your mis-management, your mis-prime-ministry, and for years to come.

Those who support you deserve the consequences. The majority of UK citizens, including the children, do not.


Do you not wonder why so many people call you the GwB Lick R's!

 

I am pleased to announce that UK is sending food and medical supplies to Lebanon to feed the refugees  and permitting USA to send munitions to israel through our airports so they can  kill more civilians, women and children, and, of course, UN peacekeeping forces.
It is just like 1946 when the israeli terrorists killed British peacekeepers and arabs and forced the arab population to flee. Nothing changes so long as GwB needs the j-wish vote.
Meanwhile I am off having a JOLLY in Californicatia.

 

 

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